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Talk Like a Local

Textbook Japanese makes you sound like a very polite robot.

One word per page: where it came from, how it is actually used, how to misfire with it, and native audio for every example. Standard Japanese and Osaka dialect, which are not the same sport.

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🗣Standard

やばい — yabai

It means terrible. It also means incredible. It also means delicious, and "I am in serious trouble", and sometimes just "wow"…

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🗣Standard

エモい — emoi

Nostalgic, beautiful and slightly painful, all at once, usually about something completely ordinary. There is no clean…

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🗣Standard

微妙 — bimyou

It literally means "subtle" or "delicate". It actually means no. Learning this word is the moment you start understanding what…

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🗣Standard

とりあえず生 — toriaezu nama

"A draft beer for now." Said within eight seconds of sitting down, before anyone has opened a menu, by roughly every adult in…

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🗣Standard

それな — sore na

Two syllables meaning "exactly that", delivered with the energy of someone who has run out of energy. The most efficient…

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🗣Standard

しんどい — shindoi

It covers physically wrecked, mentally done, and "this relationship is exhausting me" — and it is socially acceptable to say…

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🎤Osaka-ben

なんでやねん — nande yanen

"What the hell are you on about?" It is the standard-issue comedy slap of Kansai, and if you fail to deliver it on cue, the…

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🎤Osaka-ben

しらんけど — shiran kedo

"…but I don't actually know." Attached to the end of a detailed, authoritative explanation, retroactively deleting all…

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🎤Osaka-ben

めっちゃ — meccha

It means "super", "really", "insanely". It is Kansai dialect. It is now used by everyone in the country under 50, and Tokyo has…

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🎤Osaka-ben

アホ — aho

In Osaka, アホ is almost a term of endearment and バカ is cold. In Tokyo it is exactly reversed. Getting this backwards is the…

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🎤Osaka-ben

ほんまに — honma ni

本当 becomes ほんま. That is the entire lesson. It is also the single highest-return sound change available to a foreigner in Japan.

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🎤Osaka-ben

もうかりまっか — moukarimakka

The legendary Osaka greeting, answered with "scraping by, scraping by". Almost nobody under 60 says it seriously anymore —…

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