やばい — yabai
It means terrible. It also means incredible. It also means delicious, and "I am in serious trouble", and sometimes just "wow"…
Read →エモい — emoi
Nostalgic, beautiful and slightly painful, all at once, usually about something completely ordinary. There is no clean…
Read →微妙 — bimyou
It literally means "subtle" or "delicate". It actually means no. Learning this word is the moment you start understanding what…
Read →とりあえず生 — toriaezu nama
"A draft beer for now." Said within eight seconds of sitting down, before anyone has opened a menu, by roughly every adult in…
Read →それな — sore na
Two syllables meaning "exactly that", delivered with the energy of someone who has run out of energy. The most efficient…
Read →しんどい — shindoi
It covers physically wrecked, mentally done, and "this relationship is exhausting me" — and it is socially acceptable to say…
Read →なんでやねん — nande yanen
"What the hell are you on about?" It is the standard-issue comedy slap of Kansai, and if you fail to deliver it on cue, the…
Read →しらんけど — shiran kedo
"…but I don't actually know." Attached to the end of a detailed, authoritative explanation, retroactively deleting all…
Read →めっちゃ — meccha
It means "super", "really", "insanely". It is Kansai dialect. It is now used by everyone in the country under 50, and Tokyo has…
Read →アホ — aho
In Osaka, アホ is almost a term of endearment and バカ is cold. In Tokyo it is exactly reversed. Getting this backwards is the…
Read →ほんまに — honma ni
本当 becomes ほんま. That is the entire lesson. It is also the single highest-return sound change available to a foreigner in Japan.
Read →もうかりまっか — moukarimakka
The legendary Osaka greeting, answered with "scraping by, scraping by". Almost nobody under 60 says it seriously anymore —…
Read →Hang on — the rest of this site is in Japanese?
It is. JAPAN NOW is the English corner of 英会話学習ラボ, a site that teaches English to Japanese learners. Which means the other 600 pages are the exact mirror of this one: what Japanese people find impossible about your language, what they are taught, and where the misunderstandings actually begin. If this page was fun, that is the other half of the same joke.
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